(The Original)

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Little Hitler


A classroom

The register is about to be taken by a typical primary school teacher – A woman, about 40, horn-rimmed spectacles, slightly frazzled look, quite hot in a Miss Honey-out-of Matilda kind of way

Teacher (Sternly): Good morning class, now before I take the register, I would like to talk about some of your behaviour recently. I don’t want to see any more fighting, pinching or hair pulling. When it comes to break time I want you all to play nicely together, not go off in to these silly gangs and cause trouble. Is that understood?

All (in chorus): Yes Miss Davenport.

Teacher: Well all right then. Timmy?

  Timmy is a typical 6-year-old


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