"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
* Isn't that just blinking typical? You write a ridiculous spoof news article in good faith, and those crazy Mancunian has-beens call your bluff. Take That actually are getting back together which, to my mind, is ever so slightly eerie - portly thirty-five year olds squeezing into their white vests and doing all that gyrating and leaping about - That Gary Barlow wants to be careful - he'll do himself a mischief. It's a shame really - I quite liked the image of Howard Donald as a KwikFit Fitter. Next thing you know Noel Edmonds will be making a highly successful TV comeback. Oh. Still a twat though. I stand by that.